I am god. Everything I predict comes true. I caused COVID because I quit smoking and showed the world how hard it is to breathe without a vape/cigarette.
I have a chronic headache that shoots with pain every 10 seconds. It shoots with pain every time I do an action and think how the outer world knows i’m doing it and how I want them to change because of it.
Jerking off alone in my room? I think how my neighbors know i’m doing it and that they should be okay with people jerking off. Next day? OnlyFans creators get richer. Look at the news.
Thinking of how I miss the Bitcoin I used to have? I think how the world would react to knowing how much Bitcoin I lost. Next day? Bitcoin price goes lower.
On the street and I pass by Tesla cars and admire their beauty? Tesla stock goes up. On the street and I pass by a Tesla car and I show contempt and jealousy for the driver? Tesla stocks goes down.
Using AI constantly to make my own business? Next day in the news, the ChatGPT founder’s home is shot at and people threw explosives at it.
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